fate loves the fearless

boomitsnialler:

does anyone else have that one blog that literally everyone worships but you hate the blog and the person running it and just every time someone mentions them you’re like no

(Source: nointerrruption, via sybilltrelawneys)

I passed my background check!

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

(Source: rustlecrowe, via shavingryansprivates)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via peetababy)

WHEN I FIND OUT WHO MY FRIEND HOOKED UP WITH LAST NIGHT

howdoiputthisgently:

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